They said signing up would be easy.
It's not.
The Login Game is a satirical web experience that puts you through the most absurd, bureaucratic, and soul-crushing account creation process ever imagined.
CAPTCHAs? Yes. Username nightmares? Naturally. An age restriction that only allows 18-year-olds exactly? You bet.
If you've ever screamed at a broken login portal or wept over expired verification links, this is your therapy.
- Infinite Terms & Conditions
- CAPTCHA loops that test your humanity and your patience
- Passwords that seem simple
- Security questions you couldn’t answer if your life depended on it (and it does)
- And more!
Most people can't, so don't get your hopes up. Or do. It doesn't really matter.
Play the game in your browser:
Did you actually finish? Brag about it!
- Share on X (Twitter)
- Or copy your profile summary in-game and send it to a fellow masochist.
- HTML, CSS, JavaScript
- LocalStorage for persistent pain
- Pixel-perfect UI design straight out of 1999
Note
We need more levels! Feel free to contribute.
Have ideas for even worse signup steps? PRs and issues welcome! Open a ticket or submit a new "level" and we’ll add it to the bureaucracy. Read more in CONTRIBUTING.md
MIT – share it, break it, parody it, just don’t make it easy.